Mis Gay Quotes Favoritos

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.  That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals.  It's just that they need more supervision.  ~Lynn Lavner.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity.  All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.  ~Rita Mae Brown

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?  ~Ernest Gaines

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work:  "Hello.  Can't work today, still queer."  ~Robin Tyler

You could move.  ~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

War.  Rape.  Murder.  Poverty.  Equal rights for gays.  Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?  ~The Value of Families

I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.  ~Charles Pierce, 1980

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress.  If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.  ~Judy Carter

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.  ~Author Unknown

Why can't they have gay people in the army?  Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"  ~John Stewart

If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."  ~Shelly Roberts

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.  ~Kate Clinton

Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals.  Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.  ~Letter to the editor, The Advocate

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.  ~Bill Kelly

As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social.  ~Joseph Francis

We love men.  We just don't want to see them naked.  ~Two Nice Girls

The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them."  ~Karen Williams

If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.  ~Robin Tyler

Never apologize for showing feeling.  When you do so, you apologize for the truth.  ~Benjamin Disraeli

If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.  ~Johann von Goethe

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.  ~Dr. Seuss